Showing posts with label Whanganui River. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Whanganui River. Show all posts

Sunday, February 7, 2016

Enter the Marae

By Tyler Socash
IG: @tylerhikes

"The kauri trees were massive," Petuere walked solemnly in a large circle around a Māori statue, outlining what would have been the circumference of New Zealand's tallest tree.  Our canoe entourage had arrived at Tieke Kainga, our fourth campsite along the Whanganui River trip.  "They once touched the sky."

Tieke Kainga was unique.  A marae, Māori meeting and ceremonial grounds, was adjacent to the campsite.  Reyne once told me that you could not enter a marae without first being welcomed in.  This blog begins with my first powhiri, a Māori welcoming ceremony, involving speeches, dancing, singing, and a hongi.

Our host for the evening was the Waimarino tribal leader.  Petuere, an overtly passionate man in his fifties, stated that tonight's ceremony would be closely followed by a heritage talk.  This was an opportunity to learn about the Māori culture firsthand.

As we sat down for the introduction, Petuere asked for a volunteer to speak on behalf of their group during the powhiri.  My hand immediately went skyward.

I followed Petuere towards the marae.  He led the procession with a powerful haka.  Tongue out, eyes wide open.  The scene was emotionally charged when Petuere beckoned me to come forward.  Holding the ceremonial staff, I introduced the members of the Cute Boys Club and Couples Retreat.  I felt very lucky to be standing there, and I was certainly nervous.  I'm not sure if I found the right words for our group's collective purpose, but I was honored to be the voice.

Earlier upstream Girl Alex and Jer encouraged us to learn group songs for the powhiri.  Jer recommended Bill Withers Lean On Me. Girl Alex adapted an Australian song to appeal to our gracious host...  We sang both numbers.  Girl Alex, who often sings Disney tunes with the voice of an angel, had us learn the following song:

We are one, but we are many
And from all the lands on Earth we come.
We share a dream (Jer and Boy Alex's echo: We share a dream!)
And sing with one voice.
I am, you are, we are whānua.  (Māori for "family")

Upon completing the ritual, we were welcomed to tour the property.  The marae was even offered to our group as a shelter.  Jer, Anna, Alex, Alex, Maria, Bekah, and I decided to sleep there.  "...When in Tieke Kainga," you know?!?

Petuere transitioned into the heritage talk, which covered his tribe's origin, identity, and land acquisitions / holdings.

"Uenuku is the tribe, Ruatipua is the great ancestor, and we are the descendants of the 101 non-seller owners," he recited with pride. 

It was a rather impressive oratorical performance.  He credited his ancestors and referenced his extensive genealogy throughout the talk.  Petuere highlighted the Rainbow Tribe's lands, extending from the summit of Ruapehu to the Whanganui River, much of which we had traversed over the previous week.

Then Petuere spoke of Great Britain's impact on the Waimarino tribe.  This final portion of the heritage talk really moved me.  Petuere stared with great reverence into the air at the base of the Māori statue, looking at an imaginary kauri tree. 

"...And with these mighty old growth trees that the British cut down, they built Wellington, and Auckland, and Christchurch, and Dunedin..." he spoke with trepidation. "When my ancestors asked for compensation from the British, who took trees from our lands, and minerals from our rivers, the Waimarino tribe was offered 2 cents for every dollar that they deserved."  Tears formed in the corners of my eyes.  I just recited The Lorax the day prior at the John Coull Hut.  Petuere's retelling sounded eerily similar.

After the presentation, I asked Petuere how he deals with the frustration of injustice.  "You have to have forgiveness in your heart," he replied earnestly.  "And those trees, they made a promise to my ancestors: 'don't cut us down, and we won't ever cut you down.'  And the trees never have."  That made me cry. 

Walking Te Araroa, I take a lot of pictures.  I share the best ones.  Perhaps I give a distorted image of what the TA is actually like?  It's 15% road walks.  Our halfway point, kilometer marker 1503 is a massive clear cut on a logging road.  Some people say, "Yeah, but those were planted pines.  They aren't native.  They were grown to be cut."  We forget to think back to a time when these pine groves were all native bush.  There are nearly 8 billion people on Earth.  We need to log trees, a renewable resource, to thrive.  That makes sense from an economical perspective, but we also forget that we don't own the trees.  That part is hard to understand.  I guess I still don't understand it.  After walking 3,500 miles this year, I can only say that it makes me sad to walk through clearcuts and along roads where once beautiful, untrammeled forests existed. 

I stared at the ceiling of the marae that night.  A classic line from The Lorax crept into my head.  "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better.  It's not."

I'm not quite sure what to do about that message.  But I am starting to care about whole awful lot about the natural world on this walk.  I cared before.  I just care more.  We all have the chance to be stewards of the land.  Even the rubbish bin next to me at this McDonald's where I'm typing my blog says, "Inside, Outside: Be a tidy Kiwi." 

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The river trip ended on another emotional note.  I thought I'd have to leave the group to stay on schedule with my calendar year plans...  My mood became quite somber. 

Unexpectedly, I heard my name being shouted from atop a river bank.  It was Tobi!  Tobi left the group one month ago to go explore the South Island.  He came back to do one last big hike in Tongariro before flying home.  Tobi drove along the Whanganui River all day, hoping to spot us.  It felt like divine intervention to see him again.  I was reminded about how fun it was to stay with the group.

The Alex's of Couples Retreat gave me great advice: live in the present.  "The trail will always be here, but the people change," Girl Alex said.  "The past is history, the future is a mystery, right now is a gift, that's why they call it 'the present.'"  Sage advice.

Kate added, "Focus on what you have right now."  I know she was telling me to stop being so mopey.

The last day on the river we came across a rope swing.  It was gigantic.  At one point Dan, Reyne, Sebastien, Jer, Alex, and I swung together.  It was a hoot!

Bekah and I also had a fantastic experience capsizing our canoe.  We went through the aptly-named "50-50 Rapids" with a cavalier attitude.  After the second wave, our canoe filled with water.

"Bekah, we're sinking!" I shouted.  She turned around in disbelief as we hit the next series of waves.  My efforts to balance the vessel were futile.  Buckles snapped and our gear emptied into the Whanganui.  The canoe rolled, sending Bekah and I overboard.

I stayed with the canoe, Bekah floated safely downstream clutching our loose barrels.  We had our life jackets on, so we felt safe.  Bekah erupted with laughter, which made me laugh too.  It was quite the scene. 

A jet boat happened to be coming around the corner that very moment.  Talk about fortuitous timing!  The driver helped us gather our goods, and he helped us drag the canoe to shore.  It was a highlight of the river trip!  I only lost a pair of ripped trousers and three Mountain Dews to the angry river spirits that tipped-a-canoe-and-Tyler-too.

Yet again, I decided to prolong my southbound journey with my friends.  We are still hiking together, and I secured a visitor's visa.  The stories with the Cute Boys Club and Couples Retreat are too good to pass up! 

So all is well in New Zealand!  I'll be here awhile longer!  I can't wait to share stories of trail magic and hiking in the Tararuas in my next post.

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Flotsam and Jetsam

By Tyler Socash
IG: @tylerhikes

 "Ty-Lah, I think we have a problem."  I was half-asleep when Bekah poked her head into view around my tarp.  The levity in her Kiwi accent went unheard.

"What is it?!?" I timidly begged.  "What's wrong?"  Admittedly, I was quite frightened to be awoken in such a way.

"...It's the canoes," Bekah stated matter-of-factly.

After hiking across Tongariro National Park, our group had one thing on our minds: paddling the Whanganui River! The Cute Boys Club, Couples Retreat, and literally boatloads of Germans were teaming up to form a massive group of 18 people.

We just had to hitch back to Taumarunui 30km to the north to resupply.

A few tidbits on hitch hiking...

● I never hitched in my life before thru-hiking.  Successful hitch #15 on Te Araroa was secured today!  I normally wait 5 minutes for a successful hitch, but sometimes it's a painful 30-minute wait.  Not too bad in the grand scheme of things!

● I have yet to pick up a hitchhiker myself (a fact that I will surely amend once I finally get that 2016 Tangerine Subaru CrossTrek).

● Hitchhikers who are obviously thru-hiking a long trail are typically intrepid souls at a crossroads in their lives.  They sacrificed a lot and planned really hard to be at that roadside spot along a popularized hiking route.  Picking them up is usually a great way to impress your friends later that night when you retell your genuine act of kindness.  Embellish our smell.  Be a trail angel.  Pick up thru-hikers! 

Tyler's tips on hitching in New Zealand...

Disclaimer: I am not the best hitchhiker.  I rank somewhere in the middle of the Cute Boys Club in regards to securing a ride.

1. Stick your thumb out.  Stick your thumb out like you mean it.  Don't half-ass this part.  It's the integral first step.

2. Find a partner to hitch with.  It honestly seems to work best when this hitching partner is female.  2-3 people seems to be ideal.  If your group is larger, split up.  Put you best smiler with the first group facing oncoming traffic.  It's possible that this person can charm the driver into picking up the second group further down the road.

3. Look like a thru-hiker, but take off your creepy hiker hat and sunglasses.  Show off that heavy backpack of yours.  Maybe make your collapsed and non-threatening trekking poles visible.  Utilize that roadside stream and clean off that excessive mud from your calves.  Appear slightly desperate but emotionally stable.  Allow that lucky someone the opportunity to identify you as a friendly hiker simply in need of a ride to town.

I once saw my friend Tobi hitch in the pouring rain.  Soaking wet, scowl on, all while dressed in a one-piece dark green raincoat with the hood up.  Tobi looked like a serial killer.  I was about to say something when he stuck his thumb out for the first car... Hitch secured.  Kiwi hospitality is unparalleled.  The hitch provider even took Tobi out for tea.  This is called a "Tobi Hitch."

I employ a few other tactics...  These are optional.  Kate and Bekah mock me all the time for doing this stuff...

4. Initiate the happy feet dance.  When making eye contact with a driver, look giddy with anticipation and rapidly pat your feet on the ground.  No serial killer hitchhiker would do this.  I swear that it assures the driver that they are about to board a harmless human being.

5. Allow the sunlight to accentuate the hitch hiking hand.  Throw it up higher and prouder than any other potential "thumber" on the road.  Assume a stance that leans you both into the road, yet also passionately towards the direction you wish to hitch in.

6.  Wave at cars going the opposite way.  Sometimes these people are simply  running a quick errand.  You might score a ride on their return trip.

Hitching is a two-way game.  The driver has to make a decision whether or not they want to pick someone up.  The hitchhiker then has to determine if their gracious driver is suitable to transport them.  Be safe out there.  Remind me to tell you Yankee Doodle Dan's hitching story if I ever see you in person.  It's the best story from Te Araroa this year.

It's been wonderfully easy to hitch on the North Island.  I'm very thankful for all the help. 

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So we all managed to hitch our way to Taumarunui.  Resupply time!  Our pack weight limits the amount of goods that we can carry on the trail, but this weight is nullified on a canoe trip!  We were given 3 barrels, and I planned to fill mine with 3 things: camping gear, fruit / produce, and Scrumpy's. 

That evening I was happily coerced into leaping off a 12-meter bridge adjacent to our campground.  The local Māori adolescents were shouting, "You're a man!  You have a beard!"  I stood in a state of terror clutching the railing.  The kids gave me all the advice in the world.  I watched Sebastien and Mo' Fun Dan jump multiple times without requiring the charade of attention.  That's when the Awesome Principle was mentioned...  At that point I was forced to do it.  Bekah, Dan, Seb, and Kate gave me the final support I needed.  Legs shaking, I jumped!  It was quite the free fall.  My scream was pathetic, but I'm glad that I succumbed to peer pressure.

The day of reckoning had come.  It was time to embark on our 7-day Whanganui River quest.  We used a company called Blazing Paddles, which we thought was quite clever.  The owner became disgruntled when I failed to follow his instructions on how to properly secure my barrels or something... I don't really remember what he said because I wasn't paying attention. (Oarshadowing...)

The river was calling!  At the last minute Bekah and I were paired up.  We pushed off into the water.  Nearby were Kate and Downstream Dan.  We immediately tied our boats together and began our river float with an obligatory opening of our Scrumpy's.

"This is literally the best thing ever you guys!" Kate expressed with glee.

Our floatilla was interrupted by a rope swing.  Reyne, Sebastien, and Otis were already soaring into the warm river.  It was too perfect to pass up!  The floatilla quickly resumed, rapids were negotiated, and we frequently jumped out of our canoes for mid-afternoon swims.

Guys, go on a canoe trip with your friends.  It's a vacation-and-a-half!  Your problems really seem to drift away on the water.  Please email me directly with your witty pun.

Pulling up to our campsite, we found all of our friends waiting for us.  Couples Retreat had already assembled their tents.  I made a quick costume change into a mismatched suit and tie that I bought at a thrift shop in town (channeling my inner Trey Socash) just to host a game show night at our site.  We played Te Araroa "Fishbowl." It was a hoot.

The floatilla continued the following day.  At times we had 4 or 5 canoes tied together.  At one point my canoe came close to a rocky cliff.  There were a few natural steps along it, so I jumped out, ran up the wall, and cannonballed Bekah and the group.  I felt like James Bond!  A very childish version of James Bond.

Rain fell hard on the second night.  Relentless rain.  "Maybe we should tie up the boats?" Jer subtly suggested.

To be honest, we were a bit cavalier about the whole river rising thing.  "There's no way enough water could descend upon our watershed and wreak havoc on our perfect river vacation," thought everyone.  I put my mismatched suit back on and pleaded for everyone to play more trail games.  Tonight would be Te Araroa "Things."  It was a hoot.  We went to bed blissfully unaware of the torrents of rain falling upstream...

Jer and Anna couldn't hear the short conversation between me and Bekah, but they could easily decipher from my tone that something was wrong.

I unzipped my bivy and hurried to the river.  What was once a crystal clear passageway of hopes and dreams was now a murky brown flood plain. 

Our canoes were filled with water! Paddles and life jackets floated carelessly in the chaos.  This is why we can't have nice things!

I entered the water with Sebastien and started sifting through the flotsam and jetsam.  We collected submerged supplies.  "Bring out your dead," I wanted to callously call. 

"Being an adult is tough," Alex jokingly stated.  "Who did this?  We did this."

The debacle was a teachable moment.  I'm glad it happened because, 1) it was pretty funny, and 2) we quickly realized that all of the canoes were accounted for.

...Now what could I have possibly meant by Oarshadowing?...